Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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