My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He? As in you personified your dick?
When are your genitals available?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Randomize
