You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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