I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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