i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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