Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Randomize
