There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
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Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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