hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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