I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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