he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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