i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
