i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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