Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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