Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
This girl wants me to lick her pits
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start