I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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