The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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