shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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