her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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