I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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