physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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