so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
they need to just BURY HIM!
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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