On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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