Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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