brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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