After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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