i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I woke up under a house in Key West
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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