dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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