weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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