loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
People in love make me want to vomit
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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