Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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