I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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