she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
