Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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