IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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