Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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