did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
This is my gift to your gina
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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