Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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