this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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