you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
