its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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