they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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