Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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