That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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