She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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