New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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