Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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