So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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