She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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