shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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