After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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