i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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