have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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