There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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