He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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